Evil Flows Through Public Square
While many of us viewed the Public Square disaster this week from local news video taken from helicopters above, distant photos of the site in the Plain Dealer, or from a bus window safely behind caution tape marking off Public Square, I had suspicions that something much more 'evil' was behind all of this.
Why the sudden collapse of a street after total reconstruction just last year? Why did Mayor Jackson suggest that offices close early on Friday? Why hasn't there been follow-up footage of the site? And why will it take several weeks to re-open the Square to traffic?
I took a digital camera with me to Ontario and Superior and was surprised by what I captured (see below)...
After doing intensive research on Wikipedia.com, it seems that this isn't the first time this has happened. In New York City in 1989, several ghost hunters found a river of 'mood slime' that fed on negative emotions and released spirits around the city. After some analysis, these ghost hunters found that a great deal of sustained negative energy in New York at the time must have generated a flow of slime that was akin to pure concentrated evil.
Messrs. Stantz, Zeddemore, Venkman, and Spengler have determined that the only way to combat this infestation of slimey spirits is by: 1. tracing the river's origins (in New York it led to a portrait at the Manhattan Museum of Art); 2. playing Jackie Wilson's "Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher and Higher" really loud; 3. inspiring the people of the city to be overcome by joy and love...
Why the sudden collapse of a street after total reconstruction just last year? Why did Mayor Jackson suggest that offices close early on Friday? Why hasn't there been follow-up footage of the site? And why will it take several weeks to re-open the Square to traffic?
I took a digital camera with me to Ontario and Superior and was surprised by what I captured (see below)...
After doing intensive research on Wikipedia.com, it seems that this isn't the first time this has happened. In New York City in 1989, several ghost hunters found a river of 'mood slime' that fed on negative emotions and released spirits around the city. After some analysis, these ghost hunters found that a great deal of sustained negative energy in New York at the time must have generated a flow of slime that was akin to pure concentrated evil.
Messrs. Stantz, Zeddemore, Venkman, and Spengler have determined that the only way to combat this infestation of slimey spirits is by: 1. tracing the river's origins (in New York it led to a portrait at the Manhattan Museum of Art); 2. playing Jackie Wilson's "Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher and Higher" really loud; 3. inspiring the people of the city to be overcome by joy and love...
posted by Bradley at 7:12 PM
3 Comments:
Who ya gonna call?
...With a cameo appearance of Tim Hagan as the Stay Puft marshmallow man.
When you snapped that pic, did you happen to see any rebar or wire mesh in the concrete that caved in? We couldn't see it in the pics Jeff Buster snapped for realneo.
http://realneo.us/blog/jeff-buster/curse-of-the-panhandlers-in-publc-square
Don't road builders usually use reinforced concrete? Is the Euclid Corridor built on a wing and a prayer?
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